All Boston everything.
Tom Brady appeared Westwood One radio on Tuesday and was asked by a called who he wants to play him in a movie, if there would be one made about the quarterback’s life. Tom barely skipped a beat before he had the answer:
“I’m going with Mark Wahlberg. A Boston legend, (from) Dorchester, one of the just ‘grind it out’ kind of guys.”
Now, it should be noted that Tom Brady is 6’4, while Wahlberg is 5’7 — but they can get around all that with movie magic. What’s really special about this idea is that Tom seems beholden to the idea that being from Boston is critical to the movie’s success, which I kinda get.
So without further ado ...
It’s the all-Boston cast of a fictional Tom Brady movie we don’t know exists yet.
Tom Brady: Mark Wahlberg
Rob Gronkowski: John Cena
Bill Belichick: James Spader
Julian Edelman: Matt Damon
Gisele Bundchen: Uma Thurman
Robert Kraft: Benjamin Franklin
Vince Wilfork: David Ortiz
Assistant 1: Donny Wahlberg
Assistant 2: Robert Wahlberg
Assistant 3: Paul Wahlberg
Pat Patriot: Bill Simmons
Patriots fans: Just CG Ben Affleck’s head over everyone or something.