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This guy in a Cavaliers jersey is really mad at DeMarcus Cousins

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He claims that Cousins has ruined the league, something that was clearly the last f***ing straw.

Many NBA fans were upset when DeMarcus Cousins signed with the Warriors. It made an already sure thing (another title) even more certain. But we have our first piece of video evidence of somebody losing their cool over it in public.

It was only a matter of time, really. And if you would have told me to describe the individual that it was going to be, this is exactly the guy I would have drawn up. Observe:

“You ruined the NBA! It’s real funny!”

A bunch of stuff I can’t understand.

“He’s ruined the league!”

Before we get too much deeper into this, I would like to point out that there’s a non-zero chance this is cinematic, and that person doesn’t actually feel that strongly about Cousins and him “ruining the NBA.” They just have a great mind for NBA content. Maybe.

With that said, this is still hilarious whether it is indeed real or not. It’s a very I Was Told By AppleCare type of anger towards Cousins, who is entirely unbothered by said anger, and is laughing.

When you are directing an anger with such vigor, there isn’t a more frustrating sight to see than THIS:

“You mad?”

Cousins has clearly been here before. An angry fan, likely upset over something they have no reason to be upset over. This is Cousins’ element, and he does not lose.

On the other hand, here is a very “I cannot believe this malarkey” look from our upset Cavaliers jersey wearing fan:

Mind you, this is all before Cousins has even stepped on the floor. We might not even see him for a while! Imagine how upset our Cavaliers loving gentleman is going to be once Boogie starts yamming on everybody with the rest of the Hamptons Five.

I’m sorry, he’s actually the third Splash Brother, per Steph Curry.

Cousins hasn’t ruined the NBA. He made the best decision for himself, and sometimes people just can’t stand to see others flourish. Keep those people out of your life, and laugh as they have a full diaper about it, just as Cousins did.


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